TORA, TORA, TORAH - Tattooed Mom - December 7, 2013

Dec. 7th is a date which will forever live in infamy because , if you finished fourth grade, you know that is when the inscrutable yellow peril attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 forever altering the world’s course and ushering in the age of the atom. Check this yo, this dec 7th your collective monkey asses are gonna getb “pearl harbored” by two bad ass wordsmiths from 614 ohio. Tattoo mom’s upstairs will host a “reading” by two dazzling up and coming transgressives of dubious distinction. Kicking off the fol d’ rol is the scurulous but adorable roger kent groswiler junior. Rkj.jr has been scandalous along fucking time and his written narratives whether they be autobiographical or disturbing flights of his fancy are never less than edgy soulful and hard hitting. The narrative voice he renders makes ya think your along for the ride, be it to the bodega for chore boy and yoo hoos or a drug deal gone all janky….. good times. The back end of the combo is the notorious king of Philadelphia (in exile) …….(insert drumroll here) Paul Bearer. If’n you was fortunate enough to catch his two recent readings in hostile city you will know why he is getting known as the rabbi of ribaldry in neo literary circles. Bearer is a stellar raconteur and and his degenerate missives are told in the inimitable “PB” pastiche. Live the bawdy jew gets really loose and totally live. The most uncanned delivery EVER. Whether it be tales of opiatic excesses, shicsa schtuppingtriumphs, or deranged social Darwinism, bearer will never leave the assembled feeling like he held back. From his guts, his nuts, to the dark inky creases of his black heart bearer bears all. %100 SATAN approved